Welcome to the Quick Quotes Quill!

Welcome to the Quick Quotes Quill. This is where comments that have been posted on the Harry Potter NewsNet are deformed and misshapen until they've lost all their original meaning and now mean something completely different. Observe:

This is the original comment:
Will, I just realized this whole thing is just copied from muggle net!!!! I don't like it. I could just go to muggle net. I hate people who copy and claim they don't. Get a life dude. You're worse then my mom.

This is the Quick Quotes Quill version:
Will, I...like it. I [...hate] muggle net. I hate... life. You're... my mom.

Only, in the Quick Quotes Quill, all the ...s and [ ] are taken away, leaving us with the final result:

Will, I like it. I hate muggle net. I hate life. You're my mom.

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