Brilliant!

Original: Okay. Who used my account? And imbecile isn't spelt with an I Geez, decoder. Where's your bloody brilliance now? Trying to go up against a ninth grader. My gosh. I've had nine years of school. Don't try any of that "I'm smarter than you" crud. It won't work.

QQQ: My imbecile is bloody? Go up a ninth grader. I'm crud.

Very Disturbed

Original: Wow! I'm pretty good at pissing people off! I should do this for a living! And guys, just so you know, i don't usualy mean the stuff i say about you guys, you just set yourselves up as pretty good targets, especialy will, zera, and hpfan.

QQQ: Wow! I piss! I do guys! I say, you're pretty, Will.

Original: ANONYMOUS AND LILY_POTTER SUCK! I know them, they're a bit mentally retarded. You shouldn't take anything they say seriously. Anonymous and lily_potter, I wish you would just shoot yourselves and die, cause nobody likes you. Everyone at school hates you. Goodbye.

QQQ: I SUCK! I'm mentally retarded. Seriously. I just died, like everyone. Goodbye.

Moronic Decoder

Original: I was talking about my dog, not you. But you do seem pretty stupid. FYI, my blog was not one word, therefore, i believe that we can deduce that one word spelled wrong is not everything. Go run into a table moron.

QQQ: I was talking to my dog. You seem pretty. my word, i'm a moron.

ROFL (Rowling On Fleur Laughing)

(In response to my post in the Dungeons to featuring his comment saying that I'm a "natural Rita Skeeter")

Original: i'm leaving. oh my god i didn't mean it an insult. just kiding! it cool.

QQQ: i'm god.

A lot of people claim that.

Schizophrenic

Original: Yo Will! Site sucks! It is not good, not awesome, and not right, dude! I don’t love it I hate it! And I hate you! Will you be mad if I say that mine is better (my blog.? I don’t care! And about that stuped dungeons That’s a bad idea dude! Why did you think off something so stupid. Dumb site. Put me in the QQQu pleeeeese! Hate yer guts!

QQQ: Yo site is good and awesome, dude! I love you! Will you be mine? I care about you. Me QQQueer!

A Terrible Death

(In response to decoder's comment about how Dumbledore did not die)

Original: Decoder, DOY he died! Did you even read the books? Because I did and yes, in fact, dumbledore did die, sorry to break it to you.

QQQ: Decoder died! Did you die? Sorry.

Rock-a-by Baby

Original: All you 2 year olds are so stupid. I can't believe this. Where are you now, Will? In bed? Aww, mommy wants you to sleep at 5:00? i understand, little baby will get tired, poor little Will.

QQQ: I'm in bed. I, little baby.

Praise the Lord! (of the Rings)

Original: Come on! Lord of the Rings is 1,000 times better than Harry Potter(though I do enjoy Harry Potter). If you like this stuff then you should read Lord of the Rings. Thank YOu

QQQ: The Lord is Harry Potter. You should read, Lord.

Love Accusations

Original: OH GREAT! NOW YOU CAN COPY MIGGLE NET EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!You stink
Love, HP fan

QQQ: GREAT! You love HP fan.

HP "Fan"

Original: I agree with copier this site is a total ripoff of migglenet and wizard news.com. The wall of shame? Come on that is so from muggleneet. thank you.
your feind,
HP Fan

P.S.
If you don't close this site in 7 days you will not be my freind any moer.(Like we ever were)

QQQ: This site is a friend. Thank you, don't close this site.

A Simple "Compliment"

(This was in response to the creation of the Dungeons)

Original: You should be in it will!!!! You are always saying stupid dumb things!Well, its expected from a 2-year old what can I say.

QQQ: Will!!!! You are good, what can I say.

Slightly Obscure.....

Original: All you mo fo's suk! ok, Copier is right!!! I'm going to go to Miggle net from now on you little sukas.

QQQ: All you is right!!! I'm going to lay kisses on you!

Depressed and Confused

Original Comment: Will, I just realized this whole thing is just copied from muggle net!!!! I don't like it. I could just go to muggle net. I hate people who copy and claim they don't. Get a life dude. You're worse then my mom.

Quick Quotes Quill Version: Will, I like it. I hate muggle net. I hate life. You're my mom.

Welcome to the Quick Quotes Quill!

Welcome to the Quick Quotes Quill. This is where comments that have been posted on the Harry Potter NewsNet are deformed and misshapen until they've lost all their original meaning and now mean something completely different. Observe:

This is the original comment:
Will, I just realized this whole thing is just copied from muggle net!!!! I don't like it. I could just go to muggle net. I hate people who copy and claim they don't. Get a life dude. You're worse then my mom.

This is the Quick Quotes Quill version:
Will, I...like it. I [...hate] muggle net. I hate... life. You're... my mom.

Only, in the Quick Quotes Quill, all the ...s and [ ] are taken away, leaving us with the final result:

Will, I like it. I hate muggle net. I hate life. You're my mom.

It's magic!